If You Are in the USA

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Sondha saraku
Namma oor names ah indha oor makkal evalo alaka ucharikaraangannu paarunga, ithu ellam enga office la irukum namma oor makkal and my friends names, athukunnu naan indha oor makkala thappu sollala yenna naamum avanga pera olunga solrathu illa, this is just for fun

Arjun - அர்ஜான்
Vasu - வசு
Vijay - வீஜே
Puja - பியூஜா
Gaurav - கர்f
Saraswathi - சேரா
Kavitha - கவீட்டா
Ajay - ஏஜய்
Saba - சாபா
Kamal - கமால்
Hari - hayri
Vinay - விநாய்
Sudhir - சுதேர்
Ravi - ரேவி

Namma thapa solrathuku example
Donald - டொனால்ட்
Aana correct டானல்ட் indha ட vara edathula D potukunga

Ithu FWD

U don't open conversation(ontelephone)with a "Hello"
but with a "Hi"
The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".
U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".
U never have a "residence" tel. no., U have a "home"
no.
U never have a "office" tel. no., U have a "work" no.
U don't stop at the "signals", but haltat the
"lights".
U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".
Your tyre never "punctures", U may have a "flat".
There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".
U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a
"cool"guy
U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather
flickit up.
There's no "Business Area" ... only "business
districts",and no districts" but "counties"
No one stays "a stone's throw away", rather "a few
blocksaway".
There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".
In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by
"cheque",rather ask for "check" and pay with "bill"s
( dollar ).
There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".
Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".
U don't "sweat it out", U "work U'r butt off
Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the
stamps,don't "stick" them.
U no longer live in "flats" , U live in "apartment".
U don't stand in a "queue", you are in a "line".
U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.
"#" is not "hash", it's "pound".
U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".
U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it.
U never "joke", U just "kid".
U never ask for a pencil "rubber" U ask for an eraser.
a rubber is a condom!!!! ??? !!!
U don't try to find a lift... U find an elevator.
U no more ask for a route but for a "RAUT"
U don't ask somebody "How r u ?", U say "What's up
dude?" or U say " How U DOIN "
U never go to see a game U go to watch a game.
If U see "World" champions(or Series),read "USA"
champions(or Series).
There's no "zero" but "O", no "Z" but "zee".
There's no FULL STOP after a statement, Its a
PERIOD.
U Drive Ur car on Parkways and always park your car in
the DriveWay!
You do not ask for brinjal ... ask for EggPlant ...
also there are no ladys finger ..its Okra !
You do not say " He is a trouble creator " ... rather
u say "He's a pain in my ass" !
Well u dont' say life is boring u say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!
In short U don't speak English, U speak AMERICAN

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