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Sunday, June 04, 2006

If You Are in the USA

Alrite guys, indha post enna ezhutharathunu theriala naanum oru vaarama mandaya pottu udachu vera endha blog la irundhaavathu ethavathu idea kidaikumaanu poi paarthu mmm....hmmm velaiku aagala (epdi thaan Shuba daily oru post poduraangalo), sari asusual fwd email thaan nu decide paniten, aana direct ah illa konjam sonthama sindichu(irukira moolaiku alavaa) ithayum athyum collaborate panni (indha oor basayla MERGE) itho inga....

Sondha saraku
Namma oor names ah indha oor makkal evalo alaka ucharikaraangannu paarunga, ithu ellam enga office la irukum namma oor makkal and my friends names, athukunnu naan indha oor makkala thappu sollala yenna naamum avanga pera olunga solrathu illa, this is just for fun

Arjun - அர்ஜான்
Vasu - வசு
Vijay - வீஜே
Puja - பியூஜா
Gaurav - கர்f
Saraswathi - சேரா
Kavitha - கவீட்டா
Ajay - ஏஜய்
Saba - சாபா
Kamal - கமால்
Hari - hayri
Vinay - விநாய்
Sudhir - சுதேர்
Ravi - ரேவி

Namma thapa solrathuku example
Donald - டொனால்ட்
Aana correct டானல்ட் indha ட vara edathula D potukunga

Ithu FWD

U don't open conversation(ontelephone)with a "Hello"
but with a "Hi"
The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".
U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".
U never have a "residence" tel. no., U have a "home"
no.
U never have a "office" tel. no., U have a "work" no.
U don't stop at the "signals", but haltat the
"lights".
U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".
Your tyre never "punctures", U may have a "flat".
There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".
U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a
"cool"guy
U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather
flickit up.
There's no "Business Area" ... only "business
districts",and no districts" but "counties"
No one stays "a stone's throw away", rather "a few
blocksaway".
There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".
In hotel U no longer ask for "bill" and pay by
"cheque",rather ask for "check" and pay with "bill"s
( dollar ).
There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".
Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".
U don't "sweat it out", U "work U'r butt off
Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the
stamps,don't "stick" them.
U no longer live in "flats" , U live in "apartment".
U don't stand in a "queue", you are in a "line".
U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.
"#" is not "hash", it's "pound".
U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".
U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it.
U never "joke", U just "kid".
U never ask for a pencil "rubber" U ask for an eraser.
a rubber is a condom!!!! ??? !!!
U don't try to find a lift... U find an elevator.
U no more ask for a route but for a "RAUT"
U don't ask somebody "How r u ?", U say "What's up
dude?" or U say " How U DOIN "
U never go to see a game U go to watch a game.
If U see "World" champions(or Series),read "USA"
champions(or Series).
There's no "zero" but "O", no "Z" but "zee".
There's no FULL STOP after a statement, Its a
PERIOD.
U Drive Ur car on Parkways and always park your car in
the DriveWay!
You do not ask for brinjal ... ask for EggPlant ...
also there are no ladys finger ..its Okra !
You do not say " He is a trouble creator " ... rather
u say "He's a pain in my ass" !
Well u dont' say life is boring u say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!
In short U don't speak English, U speak AMERICAN

Sari makkals ithu varaikum porumaya padichitu, ivanuku velai illa itha naan eppavo padichathu nu ninaichaalum osikaama comment la sollidunga, comment ku reply illana ennada ivan nu paarkaatheenga it means baby has come, see you all soon

57 Comments:

  • dhinamum ennai gavani nu blog peru pottutu ivlo irregularaa iruka koodaadhu ;-)

    Paapa vandhaacha?

    By Blogger Ms.Congeniality, at 2:14 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • blogrolling la register pannina u can have links to others' blog sites in ur page. Andha blogrolling site la oru html line provide pannuvaanga, u just need to copy and paste that line in ur site(wherever u want it to be displayed)
    Then blogrolling site la login panna u can add the links of ur fellow bloggers.Ennoda page la left la u'll see the links of the pages I visit often. Hope I clarified to an extent.

    By Blogger Ms.Congeniality, at 3:31 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • Endha paeru ellam common than....but there r other weird names of few ppl that work with me & phew I used to have a tough time calling out to them....now Im kinda used to it!

    Enjoy the few days b4 the baby arrives....mind u when the baby arrives u wud;ve sleepless nites!!! :) But they r such a bundle of joy! :))

    By Blogger Has to be me, at 6:18 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • yama sammi... kodumai da sammi. you are telling you dont what to write.. aiyooda sammi.. i am just avoidin to write.. as i am with som much to write what to write in my blog makes me feel sick.

    By Blogger Known Stranger, at 7:06 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • gud...english pesura ooorla irundhu'kittu ravi'a - ரேவி'nu koopita probs'ey illa...

    naaan irrukira ooorla romba mosam..
    my name Gopinath., eppadi koopduvaanga theriuma?
    Jopaneth.....idhu eppadi irruku?
    bank'la en name eppadi theriuma?
    Joopineth....kodumai da..

    paapa vandhavudan sollunga plz..

    By Blogger My days(Gops), at 8:45 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • hey very informative...nalla post on how english is outside India..

    By Blogger Usha, at 9:18 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • paapa vanthaachaa?? Congrats anyway!!

    By Blogger kuttichuvaru, at 10:38 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • Ms, indha irregularity innaiku nethu vandhathu illa, chinna vayasulaye arambichathu :-)
    Thanks for explaining about blogrolling, will try that

    HTBM, rite I can see the sleep deprived nights :-)

    KS, onnu pannalaam ungakitta irukum sarakka nice ah enkitta thalli vidunga, naan post pannitu kadaisila vena ubayam KS nu potudaren :-)

    Gops, nalla velai jujupee nu koopidalaye, aama endha oorla irukeenga :-)

    Usha, itha paarthu thaan vandha puthusula naanum neraya kathukiten,yenna walmart poi naan torch light kettu avanuku puriyaama manager varaikum message poi appuram kadaisila sonnanga "oh, u need Flash Light?" :-)

    Kutti, thanks :-)

    All, Pappa is due tomorrow let you know

    By Blogger Syam, at 11:03 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • Really i enjoyed your posting. But i dont understand that "Paapa". I am new to your blog. So i don't know the baby.

    By Blogger அனுசுயா, at 11:20 AM, June 05, 2006  

  • அனுசுயா, no body knows the baby yet :-), we are expecting baby, due is tomorrow, itha pathi last post la sollirundhen

    By Blogger Syam, at 12:09 PM, June 05, 2006  

  • Rombha useful-aana post! :)

    Babykku ellarum koopiduradhukku thodhaa easy-aa peru choose paneeteengalaa?

    By Blogger WA, at 2:38 PM, June 05, 2006  

  • funny one! Thanks for visiting my blog

    By Blogger Shankari, at 3:40 PM, June 05, 2006  

  • enoda name ah Golapalan,goplan ipadi ellam kolai panitu Gops la sopper ah settle aaitanga Aussie makkals btw Pappa enga Tup la poraka pogutha illa US ah?

    By Blogger Gopalan Ramasubbu, at 8:46 PM, June 05, 2006  

  • WA, etho mudincha avalu ivanuga pera kolai pannatha maathiri select pannirukom..

    Shankari, Thanks :-)

    GR, Gops evalavo better, pappa US la thaan :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 10:31 PM, June 05, 2006  

  • kodumaida sami..

    heiehi i stole thiss thunder from usha.

    i am a stealer of others thunder.

    By Blogger Known Stranger, at 12:54 AM, June 06, 2006  

  • abbaa..interesting and exhaustive list ...

    By Blogger ashok, at 5:03 AM, June 06, 2006  

  • Hi Syam,
    Per na udane nyaabagam vardhu..Kutty pirandhachchaa?Unga kutty ku enna name vakka poreenga?

    By Blogger Gayathri Chandrashekar, at 7:13 AM, June 06, 2006  

  • kuwait'nu oru ooor irrrku theriuma? andha mannula thaan aiya kuppa kotting.......

    btw, jujupee'nu enna school padikira kaalathu'la kooptaaanga..

    By Blogger My days(Gops), at 7:26 AM, June 06, 2006  

  • ஷ்யாம் உங்கள் மனைவிக்கு பிறக்கப்போகும் குழந்தையை பற்றி கூறியிருக்கிறீர்களா? சென்ற பதிவை தற்போதுதான் படித்து தெரிந்து கொண்டேன். எனது வாழ்த்துக்கள்.

    By Blogger அனுசுயா, at 9:32 AM, June 06, 2006  

  • syam, romba sari...:-) add some more to the list....

    Mani - மேனி
    Devender - டேவ் (like 'Dave')
    Krishnan - Chris => This is the most funny one :-)



    lol at the forward

    U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it. => Ithu enakku innum thakararu pannuthu :-)

    btw, first time here.. nice blog

    and

    Congratulations for the baby!!!

    By Blogger lord labakkudoss, at 11:15 AM, June 06, 2006  

  • Syam- An indian criticising other indian names... and an indian like USHA is learning from that...and this indian is again highlighting it with a flash light...hmmmm Muruga...ennaikki than indha nadu thirundha pogutho..

    ahahhahaha

    Jollya irundhadhu... indha post...

    unga wife indha postai...padikamatangannu....kanda padi f-word; s-word ellam pottu eludhi irukinga...irunga irunga avangitta pottu kodhukirane. ahahahhaha

    Eppa varaporan; Minisyam

    By Blogger krk, at 5:18 PM, June 06, 2006  

  • Avaludan waiting for the news, hope everything is well

    By Blogger WA, at 7:27 PM, June 06, 2006  

  • Syam,Unga pera eppdi kothu parotta pottrukkangannu sollave illa!!
    வாழ்த்துக்கள்..
    thanks for visiting my blog

    By Blogger barath, at 12:23 AM, June 07, 2006  

  • oh thanglees blog ah? Nice.:-)

    By Blogger Deepa, at 1:11 PM, June 07, 2006  

  • Sir naanga ithanai naal english ore oru langauage appidinnu nenachi irundhom.. ippathaan theriudhu adhe maadhiri AMERICAN appidinnu oru language irukkunnu. Please idhoda grammer book, dictionary ellaam enga kedaikkumnu sollunga...

    By Blogger Sasiprabha, at 3:59 AM, June 09, 2006  

  • I thought english is one language. You opened my eyes.. English and American are two separate languages but having some common grammer.

    By Blogger Sasiprabha, at 4:06 AM, June 09, 2006  

  • very good info, hinamum gavanika vendiyathu thaaan :)

    By Blogger smiley, at 10:41 PM, June 09, 2006  

  • Super post syam...US vantha romba useful-la irukum...Then howz the kid...

    By Blogger Bharani, at 12:46 AM, June 10, 2006  

  • what's the Baby name? Vinay - விநாய் haha, Funny forward mail, nice.

    By Blogger Jeevan, at 5:13 AM, June 10, 2006  

  • ALL - Baby vandhaachu its a BOY, Name MUGHIL (முகில்), oru vazhiya ippo thaan hospital la irundhu vandhom, I will post the photos later

    By Blogger Syam, at 12:29 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • KS, Enga irundhu suduveengannu sollunga enaku romba use aagum :-)

    ashok, list innu iruku but romba bore adikumnu short panniten :-)

    GC, Mugil vandhaachu 6th June :-)

    Gops, Kuwait la petrol kotting nu sollunga :-)

    அனுசுயா, Mikka nandri :-)

    lord, correct indha per ellam ippo ninaivukku varuthu, thanks for visiting and the wishes :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 12:39 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • KRK, ennathu naatu patru apdiye padam eduthu aaduthu, neenga sonna maathriri minisyam vandhaachu june 6th, nalla josiyam solreenga :-)

    WA, thanks for waiting hope you got the news from the comment above :-)

    barath, thanks for visiting and the wishes, sorry en pera marandhuten its சைஏம் :-)

    deepa, thanks and வருக வருக :-)

    Sasiprabha, grammer ah nalla soneenga inga oru maathri different grammer, hotel la "water without ice" nu sonna mulipaanga "water with no ice" nu sollanum (konjam kulaputhaa) :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 12:49 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • smiley, kavanichathuku thanks, dhinamum info illana thitaatheenga :-)

    Bharani, seekiram vaanga "yaam petra inbam..." kid is doing great :-)

    Jeevan, thanks :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 12:55 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • ada kazhta kaalame!! forwards vida maatengala?

    By Anonymous Bindu, at 2:16 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • congrats syam...

    By Blogger My days(Gops), at 4:28 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • Naan oru dharavai sonna; adhu orae dharavai than...Minisyam == Mukil; perukooda naan kurichu koodutha m'lae start panni irukinga...very good

    Indha blogger communitiyae, sonnathu, kutti papa'nu;;ana indha KRK mattum sonnan, kutti thambi'nu....Karunanithiyae, yenna kettukittu than election'la ninnar , win panninar...yennaka namba predictions appaidi....

    danda nakka, ah ah aha ai ai ai ai dandanakku...

    seri syam, indha kanravi kadhai yellam vidunga....eppa treat thara poringa...????

    By Blogger krk, at 5:04 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • Congratulations

    By Blogger WA, at 6:08 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • bindu, unga alavuku kalimannu thalaila irundha (pls refer to http://moondraampirai.blogspot.com/ sasiprabha's blog) naanga yen fwds podarom...ellam illaa kodumai thaan :-), thanks for visiting

    Gops, thanks :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 10:23 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • KRK, unkaluku illaatha treat ah? enga family la solli already ungala enga family official (aasthaana) josiyar aakitom, inimea veetla kaalaila idly,dosai ku kooda ungala kettu thaan mudivu pannuvom :-)

    WA, thanks :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 10:24 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • ahaha-idhu edo recenta vandha padotha story pola irukae???

    Irundhalum ok,idle dosai, sambhar yellam poduringalae...

    Valga idle....valga sambar pugal...

    By Blogger krk, at 11:45 AM, June 11, 2006  

  • WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! May the child attain success in all his endeavours :-)

    By Blogger Ms.Congeniality, at 12:44 PM, June 11, 2006  

  • KRK, recent padam ellam enaku suntv la enna podaraangalo athu thaan, ethanai idly dosai venumnu correct ah solliranum :-)

    Ms, thank you very much for the wishes :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 7:39 PM, June 11, 2006  

  • muthala en blogla comment pannathukku thanku thanku...rendavathu, congrats for the new baby..en manam kanintha vaazhthukkal..moonavathaa, enakku oru doubt...neenga varuthathoda TASMACla marundhu kedaikkumnnu sonnengala..illa nakkala soneengala...mothathula enna solla vareengannu enakku puriyala...kavithai nalla irundhuchaa? illaya?? atha sollaveilla....
    thanks,
    sankar

    By Blogger தமிழ்ப்பிரியன், at 7:46 PM, June 11, 2006  

  • TP, nandri for visiting and vazhthings, kavaithai nijama nalla irundhathu, TASMAC varutha padum samaachaarama?? :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 8:28 PM, June 11, 2006  

  • Congrats man!!

    Here they are killing my name along with my father's name

    By Blogger Bala.G, at 5:24 AM, June 12, 2006  

  • Bala, Thanks, correct ah soneenga...

    By Blogger Syam, at 1:41 PM, June 12, 2006  

  • Nice post :-)

    Prabhu aka. Pablo

    .....
    How about Brett for Bharath !

    By Anonymous Prabhu, at 11:23 PM, June 12, 2006  

  • thanks Prabhu sorry Pablo :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 11:43 PM, June 12, 2006  

  • unga pera eppdi koopduvaanga?
    Syam as seeyam? (like siam twins :)

    By Blogger Prabhu, at 12:00 PM, June 13, 2006  

  • prabhu, சைஏம் :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 1:02 PM, June 13, 2006  

  • ada kadavule, yen peru epdi soluvanga ? :)) (priya).

    By Blogger Shpriya, at 5:08 AM, June 14, 2006  

  • Priya, enaku therinju inga orutharum unga perla illa so enga manager kitta unga pera eluthi padikka sonnen பிரையா nu padichaan, not bad though :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 3:28 PM, June 14, 2006  

  • Syam :
    Intha oorla Dikshit peyara epadi koopiduvanga ?

    Pablo

    By Anonymous Prabhu, at 7:11 AM, June 17, 2006  

  • happy "fathers day" shyam avargaley...
    neengaley unga paiyan saaarba oru gift vaangi vachikingo...

    By Blogger My days(Gops), at 4:30 AM, June 18, 2006  

  • Thanks Gops, ippove daily Diaper la daily gift kuduthitu irukaan :-)

    By Blogger Syam, at 10:58 AM, June 18, 2006  

  • By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:16 AM, February 05, 2007  

  • Where did you find it? Interesting read » »

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:24 AM, March 01, 2007  

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