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Friday, May 12, 2006

Tamilnadu Election Results


  1. One of my friend sent it to me, It was too hilarious so thought of sharing it here....


    Oru vazhiya elections mudinju Tamilnadu NALLAVAR!!! kaila irundhu VALLAVAR!!! kaiku poyaachu, Ivalo naala Sasikala family ini Maran family....

    Thappu nadantha thatti ketpennu Vijayakanth solli irukaar paarpom

    Indha politicians thirudave maatangala, makkaluku eppovavathu nallathu seivomnu osika maataangala....

    Athunaalana thaan naan decide paniten next election la contest panni, CM aagi indha maathiri politicians ah ellam ulla thooki podalaamnu...

    Therthal Vaakurithikal

    1.Anaivarukum cell phone with ISD facility
    2.Cycle owners ku ellam Maruthi 800
    3.24 hours Tamil serial special channel (with servant facility so that they don't need to worry about cooking, these servants will be imported from china)
    4.Free Annadhanam with Chicken 65 and Mutton Biriyani in Non-Veg temples like muniappasamy temple everyday
    5.Govt Employees will get 100% raise and 50% bonus and 6 months paid vacation per annum
    6.Anaithu oorkalilum Thanga Vettai potti nadathi easy questions kettu every family kum 250Gms Gold kidaikum padi yerpaadu seivom
    7.Anaithu girampurangalilum Kaun Baneka carore pathi potti nadathi question and answer munndaiye kuduthu anaithu giramapura kudumbangayum koteeswarargal aakuvom
    8.Chennai vaazh makkal siramathai kuraika PTC bus kal aanaithu Air condition seiyapadum tickets are free, irandaavathu kattamaaga anaithu arasu perundhukalum AC seiyapadum
    9.Thanneer panjathai theerka anaithu veedukalukum Bisleri water Arasu selavil kidaika yerpaadu seiyapadum
    10.Govt wine shop kaluku neengal poga vendam saraku ungal veedu thedi varum
    11.Kolar thanga surangathai Tamizhagathuku maathuvom
    12.Niagara Neer veelchiyayai Cauvery udan Inaipom
    13.Computers engineers ku American Visa veedu thedi vara veipom

    Innum makkaluku ethvathu seiyalaamnu thonina sollunga athayum serthukalaam.


    Evalo naal thaan enga family ipdiye irukarathu, enga familyum munnera vendaama

    Katchi per ithu thaan SKMK (Syam kudumba munnetra kazhagam)

    Ippove ministry ellam decide panni atchu

    Syam - CM,Home Ministry, Police (My dad is no more so am getting lion share)
    My Little Bro - Transport & PWD (Ithula thaan sema kaasu)
    Mom - Tourism and Development
    Cousin 1 - Finance Minister
    Cousin 2 - Forest Department
    Friend 1 - Mining Department
    Friend 2 - Industries Minister

    Innum niraya ministries kaaliya iruku so ungalukum oru chance kidakalaam....Lets get ready for 2011

11 Comments:

  • Katchi urupinara ennayum serthukonga.... then only I will get all these benefits without any trouble.

    By Blogger Bala.G, at 6:26 PM, May 12, 2006  

  • welcome to Salaamya Bala,neenga vena yethavathu oru district ah eduthukunga...vena andha district ku Bala Maavattam nu per vechudalaam....

    By Blogger Syam, at 3:06 PM, May 13, 2006  

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    By Blogger Shpriya, at 3:40 AM, May 15, 2006  

  • Kudumba munnetra kazhagama? shh! mu.ka kathula vizhunthuda poguthu :) manushan adutha election ku free ya computer tharen , Aavin milk litre 1 re ku tharen nu arambichiduvaru :)

    By Blogger Shpriya, at 3:40 AM, May 15, 2006  

  • Priya..indha maathiri nalla ideas ellam velila sollaatheenga...namma kazhaka vaakurithala add pannikalaam...nalla ideas kudutheenga... ungaluku enna ministry venum....

    By Blogger Syam, at 12:12 PM, May 15, 2006  

  • ithu nalla irukke..iru iru AKMK (Ammu kudumba munnetra kazhakam)arambikaren..amma mathiri vara mudiyattalum let me try..peru synchronise akuthu illa...
    ni onnum enakku seat thara vendaam...
    hey inga s/w engg visa what abt who are staying like u..ni ingavanthu vote podala kudi makanra thakuthiye pochchu ithai vachchi jeyichida maaten


    Thanks for dropping:-)
    really ur post is hilarious...
    keep posting and visiting mine..

    By Blogger unknown, at 11:39 PM, May 15, 2006  

  • Ammuka pora pokka paartha adutha election la jaichuruveenga pola iruku...naanga ellam NRI (Not Required Indians)...sari kootani vechu coalition govt form panniralam....

    Thanks for stopping by...

    By Blogger Syam, at 9:59 AM, May 16, 2006  

  • enna akka kupidaraiya..naan unna vida chinnava dubukku:-)
    ammukku ammavukku romba difference illa manidane....jeyichuduven....coalition govt vendaam..naan unna sertha ennoda deposite kuda pova chance irukku....
    stopping by...irudi unna oda vidaren..lol

    By Blogger unknown, at 3:54 AM, May 17, 2006  

  • kellampit\ayan kellampitanyaaaa...

    thapuu eppadiyellma pessakudathuuuu ambi.. apuram.. vendamm vendam. galeejj aiyduduvaa..

    yenna mamoovvv... romba peter vutukinuu keeraa enn nattuuu thallaivara pathi...

    pussanda solliii potalla vaikka sollipuduven.. amama..

    valla surrkinduu khammnu keddaaa. purdhaaa mamaooovvvv

    just kidding

    By Blogger Known Stranger, at 6:52 AM, May 17, 2006  

  • Syam ill register in your katchi...ippove..enakku enna dept tharaporingaa?

    By Blogger Shuba, at 10:31 PM, May 17, 2006  

  • @Ammu
    unaku deposit naan thaan kattanum...athunaala pona paravaala...jeicha yenna thooki ulla vechuraatha

    @ks
    venaam.......
    aluthuruven........

    @Shuba
    seekiram register panunga...indha ammu is miratifying me...neenga thaan magalir ani thalaivi cum kalvi & uyar kalvi amaichar

    By Blogger Syam, at 12:33 PM, May 18, 2006  

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