Tamilnadu Election Results

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   One of my friend sent it to me, It was too hilarious so thought of sharing it here....
   
   
   Oru vazhiya elections mudinju Tamilnadu NALLAVAR!!! kaila irundhu VALLAVAR!!! kaiku poyaachu, Ivalo naala Sasikala family ini Maran family....
   
   Thappu nadantha thatti ketpennu Vijayakanth solli irukaar paarpom
   
   Indha politicians thirudave maatangala, makkaluku eppovavathu nallathu seivomnu osika maataangala....
   
   Athunaalana thaan naan decide paniten next election la contest panni, CM aagi indha maathiri politicians ah ellam ulla thooki podalaamnu...
   
   Therthal Vaakurithikal
   
   1.Anaivarukum cell phone with ISD facility
   2.Cycle owners ku ellam Maruthi 800
   3.24 hours Tamil serial special channel (with servant facility so that they don't need to worry about cooking, these servants will be imported from china)
   4.Free Annadhanam with Chicken 65 and Mutton Biriyani in Non-Veg temples like muniappasamy temple everyday
   5.Govt Employees will get 100% raise and 50% bonus and 6 months paid vacation per annum
   6.Anaithu oorkalilum Thanga Vettai potti nadathi easy questions kettu every family kum 250Gms Gold kidaikum padi yerpaadu seivom
   7.Anaithu girampurangalilum Kaun Baneka carore pathi potti nadathi question and answer munndaiye kuduthu anaithu giramapura kudumbangayum koteeswarargal aakuvom
   8.Chennai vaazh makkal siramathai kuraika PTC bus kal aanaithu Air condition seiyapadum tickets are free, irandaavathu kattamaaga anaithu arasu perundhukalum AC seiyapadum
   9.Thanneer panjathai theerka anaithu veedukalukum Bisleri water Arasu selavil kidaika yerpaadu seiyapadum
   10.Govt wine shop kaluku neengal poga vendam saraku ungal veedu thedi varum
   11.Kolar thanga surangathai Tamizhagathuku maathuvom
   12.Niagara Neer veelchiyayai Cauvery udan Inaipom
   13.Computers engineers ku American Visa veedu thedi vara veipom
   
   Innum makkaluku ethvathu seiyalaamnu thonina sollunga athayum serthukalaam.
   
   
   Evalo naal thaan enga family ipdiye irukarathu, enga familyum munnera vendaama
   
   Katchi per ithu thaan SKMK (Syam kudumba munnetra kazhagam)
   
   Ippove ministry ellam decide panni atchu
   
   Syam - CM,Home Ministry, Police (My dad is no more so am getting lion share)
   My Little Bro - Transport & PWD (Ithula thaan sema kaasu)
   Mom - Tourism and Development
   Cousin 1 - Finance Minister
   Cousin 2 - Forest Department
   Friend 1 - Mining Department
   Friend 2 - Industries Minister
   
   Innum niraya ministries kaaliya iruku so ungalukum oru chance kidakalaam....Lets get ready for 2011